If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from Holland called Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?

It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist
but a person who drives a racecar not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Why do people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as
they get older, are they cramming for their final exam?

If English mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks do Chinese mothers use toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

You never really learn to swear well until you learn to drive.

No one ever says, "It's only a game",
when their team is winning.

Ha Ha Ha!